Staff Bios

Colette Sissons


Quick-witted, gutsy, and passionate about almost anything this comic enthusiast will ruffle your feathers something fierce to get what she wants. Rumor has it that this woman was born as a cross between a human and a preying-mantis, devouring those who oppose her. From an early age, Colette was trained by way of the ear; practicing as many as seven lethal, audible combat styles at the same time. Her theory, “I’ll out talk you to death.” She’s usually right, and if that doesn’t scare you into submission, her left foot is robotic.